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Paladin

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The Proctor

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Update on the horse shampoo:


SIXTY FIVE?
WHAT?
EXCUSE ME?

There's normal-ass women's shampoo for like 4 eurodollars, or 5 eurodollars for the hair dye friendly version, how the fuck do you spend 65 dollars on SHAMPOO?
 

Godzilla1984

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SIXTY FIVE?
WHAT?
EXCUSE ME?

There's normal-ass women's shampoo for like 4 eurodollars, or 5 eurodollars for the hair dye friendly version, how the fuck do you spend 65 dollars on SHAMPOO?
Woman.
 

The Proctor

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how the fuck do you spend 65 dollars on SHAMPOO?

This is a woman who practically orgasms over bottles of nail polish that start at ten times the price of the model kit paint I can get for 8x cheaper, which itself is a vastly overpriced soup of ground mica flakes and chemical colourings.
 

Hff201

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I can't wait for the inevitable stream where Kirsche tries to sell Pippa on the horse shampoo. :smugpipi:
That would only happen after at least twenty minutes of explaining to Pippa what shampoo is.
 

Godzilla1984

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That would only happen after at least twenty minutes of explaining to Pippa what shampoo is.
She'd explode for 3d6 poison damage on contact with the shampoo.
 

Godzilla1984

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Sithis

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Proctor how are you gonna fight off Null for your feeder friendly waifu?
 

The Proctor

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node

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Of course it's Discord, where else would the first emote to be posted in response to a return announcement be an eggplant emoji, even before the Kirscheheart emote.

Actually now that I think about it, Kick is worse, because they allow the below emote, as seen in Bossmanjack's chat. They're still underground though, so I doubt stuff like that will last long.
2x.webp
 

diethylether

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reinigen

Dang it
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Arznbae

wtf is happening
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Topo Chico

Drink Topo Chico!
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Latte'Ninba

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And we're back. Lesee what level of curse she brings upon this land with her.
 

Planetary Bombardment

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THREE PENISES! Yeah, she's back.
 

The Proctor

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diethylether

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oh god what is going on
 

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