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PIPPAPOSTING V2

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Joined:  Jan 7, 2023
Rest well, self-destructive rabbit.
 

formerly pipkin (Parody)

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She hates us...
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Titanosaurus

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DogBone

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Titanosaurus

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formerly pipkin (Parody)

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DogBone

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Watching her stream. :smugpipi: duh
"Fellas, I just heard a knock at my front door, so I decided to do a gorilla stream. Listen to me smoke this man in real-time!"
 

RedRage

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"Fellas, I just heard a knock at my front door, so I decided to do a gorilla stream. Listen to me smoke this man in real-time!"
She opens the door and shoots a pizza guy who got the wrong address.
 

IonProxy

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Joined:  Apr 26, 2023
"Fellas, I just heard a knock at my front door, so I decided to do a gorilla stream. Listen to me smoke this man in real-time!"
She opens the door and shoots a pizza guy who got the wrong address.
What the fuck am I supposed to call whatever this is ? "Thread makes a fanfic : Pippa faces manslaughter charges" ?
 

RedRage

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What the fuck am I supposed to call whatever this is ? "Thread make a fanfic : Pippa faces manslaughter charges" ?
Its not that deep, its just another off day. :smugpipi:
 

xX_KenpachiNarutoSlayer420_Xx

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"Thread makes a fanfic : Pippa faces manslaughter charges" ?

"Okay DM, I Ready Action: Fire at the first hostile who enters my line of sight"
"Alright"
>"A pizza guy approaches the neighbouring domicile."
"roll to hit, with Disadvantag--"
"WAIT WAIT WAIT, he's not hostile!"
"Your character is Paranoid, remember? Surely it's what your character would do?" *clackclack* [20,20] *clackclackclackclack* [15 damage]
>"Even with Disadvantage due to your jitters, you blast him clean in the face. He lies upon your doorstep, bleeding out all over your welcome mat. The neighbours hear of it, and the cops will be there shortly."
"God fucking dammit, chat."
:annoyedpippa:
 
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DogBone

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"Okay DM, I Ready Action: Fire at the first hostile who enters my line of sight"
"Alright"
>"A pizza guy approaches the neighbouring domicile."
"roll to hit, with Disadvantag--"
"WAIT WAIT WAIT, he's not hostile!"
"Your character is Paranoid, remember? Surely it's what your character would do?" *clackclack* [20,20] *clackclackclackclack* [15 damage]
>"Even with Disadvantage due to your jitters, you blast him clean in the face. He lies upon your doorstop, bleeding out all over your welcome mat. The neighbours hear of it, and the cops will be there shortly."
"God fucking dammit, chat."
:annoyedpippa:
It's okay, Pippa has proficiency in persuasion with a +2 charisma modifier. Pippa will be able to talk her way out of it.
 

xX_KenpachiNarutoSlayer420_Xx

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It's okay, Pippa has proficiency in persuasion with a +2 charisma modifier. Pippa will be able to talk her way out of it.
>+2 charisma
do you really believe this
 

RedRage

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Sven

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"Okay DM, I Ready Action: Fire at the first hostile who enters my line of sight"
"Alright"
>"A pizza guy approaches the neighbouring domicile."
"roll to hit, with Disadvantag--"
"WAIT WAIT WAIT, he's not hostile!"
"Your character is Paranoid, remember? Surely it's what your character would do?" *clackclack* [20,20] *clackclackclackclack* [15 damage]
>"Even with Disadvantage due to your jitters, you blast him clean in the face. He lies upon your doorstep, bleeding out all over your welcome mat. The neighbours hear of it, and the cops will be there shortly."
"God fucking dammit, chat."
:annoyedpippa:
I couldn't find the better Ollie one on youtube so have this other Vtuber related example of the next scene
 

RedRage

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Pippa canceled, you know the drill. :annoyedpippa:

E: Just noticed I fucking misspelled reporting. I'm not fixing it.
 
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famous artist pipkun

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Joined:  Jun 5, 2023
when pippa cracks open the door the draft knocks the pistol out of her hand. she was already out of breath walking down the steps.
 

naganon

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Ed O'neill

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Dizzy's Husband
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Time to pot the Pippas
 

formerly pipkin (Parody)

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