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TVA Minecraft Server

The Rrat

Phoneposting, Rat-loving menace
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
"In minecraft" this, "in minecraft" that...
why don't you grow some fucking balls and turn your empty threats into (virtual) reality


Introducing...​

:kaelaapprob: The Schizudan Farm :kaelaapprob:

The All new and improved (lol no) Minecraft server, running on 1.20.6 (we'll update soon dwai). It's in Offline Mode (ie FREE), just boot up your AIDS ridden cracked launcher and mine away.
All you need to do is PM me your username, whichever you choose (case sensitive) and you can join using the IP that'll be sent your way.

Now onto some common issues and recurring questions
on first login, you'll probably find yourself black or any other default mc skin, the /skin command is there so you can change it to whatever you want, if your skin is a custom one not found in any official source or website, you can either upload the texture png somewhere like ibb.co or catbox (if you fear the link will inevitably get timed out for inactivity, you can regularly ping it yourself or ask me to do it instead) and use that, if you still don't want your skin anywhere else publicly available for whatever reason, I'll download it to the server and you can set it that way.
I forgor my password
Just PM me, @IonProxy, on the forum
Says "Sorry, you can't do that here" when i click on a block, and there's some gold blocks appearing out of nowhere
That's the claim system, you're stepping on private property, or you're in the spawn chunk. More about it on the wiki
You mentioned something about a map...
Bluemap is on the default port ie by typing IP:8100 on your browser
I'm in someone's house and I can steal from one chest and not another
One is claimed the other is not, as for the reason why you can take the chest with diamonds. We have very special individuals...
On Bedrock, chunks don't load
Reload your game
On Bedrock, I can't say slurs :/
Skill issue



Ever wanted the chance to kill someone or yourself....



....in Minecraft?

Well, I have been looking into planning to host our very own Virtual Asylum Minecraft server and wanted to gauge general interest in it and get feedback on how we would want it set up. If you would be interested in playing on a TVA MC server, post whether you are interested and any thoughts on what you would like to see on it.
 
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Banana Hammock

Born to Sneed
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
Boy have I got a great mod for you.
 

Nenélove

N is for Nenecup
Early Adopter
Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
I'd probably play on it, I would have to get another account though, since my main would be a surefire dox. I wouldn't mind it just being a vanilla SMP the likes of Yubicraft.

Would probably want some kind of anti-grief or claims system, not really looking for an anarchy server. And you're probably also going to get people trying to do exploits or lag machines.
 

The Rrat

Phoneposting, Rat-loving menace
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
I'd probably play on it, I would have to get another account though, since my main would be a surefire dox. I wouldn't mind it just being a vanilla SMP the likes of Yubicraft.

Would probably want some kind of anti-grief or claims system, not really looking for an anarchy server. And you're probably also going to get people trying to do exploits or lag machines.
I plan on implementing anti-cheat and anti-grief systems. I am not a stranger to the shenanigans a certain tako member has gotten up to.
 

Harrow Prime

Not Like Before.
Early Adopter
Kronii's Husband
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
While I would love to, I am unfortunately trapped on my PS5 for the foreseeable future meaning I have no way to play the Java version (at least, not that I know of.)
One day though.
 

uquusquad

creator, innovator, artist, idea
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022

Bozu

Those who sow in tears shall reap in joy.
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 26, 2022
After the byuu2.0 shitfest in the homeland I am not sure if i could trust any of you fucks with a server.
 

The Rrat

Phoneposting, Rat-loving menace
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 9, 2022

Fucking YTs

I just want to annoy people in peace.
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 11, 2022
Among other things I'm a minecraft retard. I bought the game when it was in alpha before I went into psycho opsec mode. Do I have to buy the game again to get a new ID so I don't dox myself?
 

Nenélove

N is for Nenecup
Early Adopter
Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
Among other things I'm a minecraft retard. I bought the game when it was in alpha before I went into psycho opsec mode. Do I have to buy the game again to get a new ID so I don't dox myself?
You probably should, specially considering how much of an OPSEC fag you seem to be.
Oh boy I can't wait to get murdered by one of you bastards in full enchanted netherite on day fucking one.
 

Fucking YTs

I just want to annoy people in peace.
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 11, 2022
You probably should, specially considering how much of an OPSEC fag you seem to be.
Oh boy I can't wait to get murdered by one of you bastards in full enchanted netherite on day fucking one.
Ahh, well hell, buying block game twice. Goddamn I hate Microsoft.
 

Gintoki

White Yaksha
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 11, 2022
I've never played Minecraft before, but I'd be willing to give it a try.
 

The Rrat

Phoneposting, Rat-loving menace
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
How legit are cracked versions of MC?
 

Harrow Prime

Not Like Before.
Early Adopter
Kronii's Husband
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
Oh boy I can't wait to get murdered by one of you bastards in full enchanted netherite on day fucking one.
You're lucky I'm trapped on this damn console, otherwise this probably would happen.

I could try and download it on this laptop, but I'm worried it'll explode after five seconds of starting it.
 

Saturnus

haha it's unou
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
Can't wait to get reported to Microsoft for calling someone a Yamanba because I took some of their diamonds and made several jukeboxes out of them.
 

Fucking YTs

I just want to annoy people in peace.
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 11, 2022
I’m cheap so I completely changed my Microsoft account ID, Xbox ID, Mojang info, etc. it’s not like I was playing on consoles anymore anyway and I’ve barely played any minecraft to begin with.
 

Nenélove

N is for Nenecup
Early Adopter
Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
Ok but when are you planning to do this @TheRratC ? I am ready to lag horribly
 

The Rrat

Phoneposting, Rat-loving menace
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 9, 2022

agility_

We have some serious streams to discuss 🔨
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 14, 2022
You guys weren't kidding. You actually need to have a pajeetsoft account to play minecraft now. This is both the melaninest thing and hebrewest thing ever, combined.
 

Nenélove

N is for Nenecup
Early Adopter
Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
Working on it, unlikely to be done this weekend, but maybe during the week.
I just thought of something.
You might want to make it whitelisted tbh, there's a shitload of lurkers on this site and you might get a bunch of randos that you don't even know and a bunch of tourists and """guests""" from /vt/.
Anyone wanting to join just needs to DM you their user and the you know exactly who they are on the site.
 
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